-6 scorched phoenix eggs
-1 baby unicorn fetus
-1/4th a cup of leprechaun urine
-10 ounces of mystical toad warts
-4 absinthe soaked purple Amanita caps
-and a pinch of Sasquatch feces
-stir into a lumpy paste and let sit 6-8 weeks
in a warm, humid place...(leave uncovered for extra flavor)
- break up the crusty layer that should by now have formed on top, and proceed to drink the solution.... (should be about the color and consistency of a soggy bowl of lucky charms)
-regurgitate into several feet of aluminum foil, wrap up in a ball, and using a fishing pole flame broil over your nearest active volcano, for about four minutes and nineteen seconds and serve...
Should serve 2-4 people....
Also cures hangovers...